my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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