we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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