I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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