glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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