Having a random hookup so left but love u
I want to stick my p in your. b.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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