I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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