i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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