Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Randomize
