Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
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