After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Randomize
