Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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