i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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