Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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