It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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