he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
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