walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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