All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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