I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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