Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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