Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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