I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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