I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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