So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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