well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
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