Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
im holly from the hills drunk
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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