Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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