Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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