I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Your topless pictures make me question reality
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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