I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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