I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
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