I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
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