We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
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