found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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