I forgot how hot balto sounded
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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