we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I am never drinking with the goths again.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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