U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
time to smoke my breakfast
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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