we have officially lost it.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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