Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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