Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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