So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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