okay pat passed out under dana's car
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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