im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
No stitches, just platelets and will power
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Woke up backwards on a recliner
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