You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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