If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
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