who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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