apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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