I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
