I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Randomize
