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he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
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