This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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