So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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