You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Randomize
