at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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