You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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