Please, let me fuck your mom
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
FUCK WHALES
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Randomize
