Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
